Born Weird Nerf Herder (Ft. "Weird Al" Yankovic)

Back in school
I didn't fit it
My glasses were thick
And my moustache was thin
I was strong in the B.O
And weak in the chin
Oh it seemed like I never could win

I'd fall for a girl
But I never could date her
I'd call her on the phone
And breathe like Darth Vader
I only knew the touch of a pocket calculator
Again and again and again

I was born weird
I was born weird
Always a nerd
Genetically predisposed

I was born weird
I was born weird
Raised on the souds of the Dr. Demento Show
He kept on plaing Weird Al on the radio-oh-oh-oh-oh

Alright who took my inhaler?