No Conventions This Year, Pt. 1; January - June 2020 Pepper Coyote

[Verse 1]
In late January we heard of a virus
Some kind of flu that was some kind of worse
The gameshow host told us that he'd have to fire us
If we stoked concerns about going to work

[Chorus 1]
Lie, lie, it'll die when its warmer
Lie, lie, it'll just disappear
Lie, lie, only old people get it
Lie, lie, well at least its not here
Aye-aye, we shout for the captain
Oh, woah, we ask what is this
So stay 6 feet from me and keep the mask on
For this is the year whеre we won't have a con

[Verse 2]
Got through Fеbruary and not much had happened
It's over in China, and we'll be okay
Nevermind the Italians, there's no need to stay in
Arizona and Washington just have one case

[Chorus 2]
Lie, lie, less than 50 infected
Lie, lie, see, no-one has died
Lie, lie, we should still go to CPAC
Lie, lie, burners won't vote for Biden
Aye-aye, we shout for the captain
Oh, woah, we ask what is this
So stay 6 feet from me and keep the mask on
For this is the year where we won't have a con