Undyne Man on the Internet (Ft. Darby Cupit, Invidebit Sunshine & Mippa)

[PAPYRUS]
Isn't this great, human? We're off on a grand adventure together!

I can't believe it
I made a friend
Who likes me for me, even though our date wasn't great!
My style and charm have won over a human
Who enjoys good spaghetti, I think this must be fate!

When I tell Undyne-
Wait, I probably shouldn't do that, she'll be mad, she might have, then throw, a cow

Oh, um, er- huh...
I'm sorry, human... that was my phone ringing
Uh-oh. that would be her... calling right now...

I've, er- got to take this! I'm so sorry! I'll be right back! Probably!

[MONSTER KID]
Hiya, buddy!
You ditch your parents, too?
Ah, man, I don't blame ya!
They say Undyne's in the area, and it would be so COOL to meet up with her!
I mean, she's just, like, the most awesome royal guard person ever, And I wanna be like her one day, and... and my parents are such JERKS for saying I can't leave the house!
Oh! Sorry! I didn't introduce myself!
I'm Monster Kid!
I'm a monster and a kid!
What's your name?
OOH! OOH! Shhh! That's her! That's her right over there!