House Rules (Script) Regular Show
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(Mordecai and Rigby are playing Karate Choppers. The swordsmen on the game both destroy enemies, as a popup appears on the screen)
Announcer: Double death combo!
Mordecai and Rigby: WHOAAAAA! Double death combo!
[Benson comes in, carrying a book]
Benson: Hey guys, listen. When you've got a minute, I need you to take a look at these.
[Mordecai grabs the book]
Mordecai: Sure, Benson. [sees front cover: it reads "Benson's House Rules"] Oh, the house rules. Thanks, but we already have these.
Benson: Uh, no you don't, cause I've added a few new ones in there, and I'm gonna need you to sign off on them, okay? [walks off]
Rigby: Aw, man, more rules? He's gotta be joking!
Mordecai: Alright, let's see. Rule #114: No feet on the table. [M&R's feet are on the table, then they take them off, moaning] Rule #115: No food on the table. [food is seen on the table, so they knock it all off]
Rigby: Fine!
Mordecai: Rule #116: No food on the floor.
Rigby: WHAT?! That's going WAY too far! [growls while straining himself to lift the table] Come on, man, help me flip the table!
Announcer: Double death combo!
Mordecai and Rigby: WHOAAAAA! Double death combo!
[Benson comes in, carrying a book]
Benson: Hey guys, listen. When you've got a minute, I need you to take a look at these.
[Mordecai grabs the book]
Mordecai: Sure, Benson. [sees front cover: it reads "Benson's House Rules"] Oh, the house rules. Thanks, but we already have these.
Benson: Uh, no you don't, cause I've added a few new ones in there, and I'm gonna need you to sign off on them, okay? [walks off]
Rigby: Aw, man, more rules? He's gotta be joking!
Mordecai: Alright, let's see. Rule #114: No feet on the table. [M&R's feet are on the table, then they take them off, moaning] Rule #115: No food on the table. [food is seen on the table, so they knock it all off]
Rigby: Fine!
Mordecai: Rule #116: No food on the floor.
Rigby: WHAT?! That's going WAY too far! [growls while straining himself to lift the table] Come on, man, help me flip the table!
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