Gentleman (Parody) Bart Baker (Ft. Arika Sato, Austin Smith, Ben Loescher, Ed Ford Jr. & Joana Perry)

[Verse 1: Bart Baker as Psy, Ed Ford Jr. as Old Guy]
Old guys turn me on we’re all about to have an orgy
Old guys turn me on and mannequin boob makes me horny
Old guys turn me on this is starting to get really gay
Now his pants are off
Come on guys you should all do the same

[Refrain: Bart Baker as Psy, Joana Perey as Treadmill Girl]
I have gonorrhea
That’s why I’m dancing this it’s so itchy
Gonorrhea, hoping to give it to this running lady
Gonorrhea, she’s ignoring me so I’ll increase her speed
Gonorrhea!
You Ass! I just broke my kneecaps!

[Pre-Chorus: Bart Baker as Psy]
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[Chorus: Bart Baker as Psy]
Super creepy Asian man
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