Help Me Scrape the Mucus off My Brain Ween

[Verse 1]
I guess it's somethin' in my brain
I need whiskey to ease the pain
But it's early in the mornin'
And I'm feelin' bad again

[Verse 2]
But if you ever loved me
You'll go easy on me now
Fix me up a cup of coffee
And in a while I'll come around

[Chorus]
I think I spent the dog-food money
But he'll love me just the same
And if you really love me baby
Help me scrape the mucus off my brain

[Verse 3]
It's a shame when morning hurts
I've seen bad and I've seen worse
It's the nature of my bein'
I took some money from your purse

[Verse 4]
N'that Frenchman loves to party
And I know he's not to blame
But the way you're lookin' at me baby
I just can't help but feel the shame