I like to shift girls Rubberbandits

Why you at the clinic kid?
Same thing as you
I've got infections on my mickey that have spread to my pubes
Did the doctor give you penicillin, condoms and lubes?
No he gave me a lecture and a strict set of rules

He said, getting your hole is really taking its toll
Cause you've been riding all your groupies and spending all your dole
Your sexual health is getting out of control
So follow my directions for the sake of your soul

You only shift girls
To save all your money
You only shift girls
You can't have no fanny
You only shift girls
To save all your money
You only shift girls
On the mouth

[Wait, wait, wait. So the doctor told you that you're only allowed to shift girls and nothing else?
No nothing else
Best of luck with that.]

Time went by and the hours turned into days
I wasn't riding girls but I was taking them on dates
I couldn't think of sex so I was filling up the space
With deep conversations and staying up late
And when the time came that she would ask me for some more
I'd shift her on the lips and then kick her out the door