Wendy Racoon

Daybreak, another new day shines, the school dance is coming in
She's giving dad the 'Please can I, Charlie is taking me'
Charlie that worthless son of a gun. You better ask your mom'
She said: '0 dad give me a break, a miracle is what it takes
If you say yes, she can't say no'. And dad said; 'Allright, go
But there's a curfew and behave, don't spend all your money
0 and Wendy Be home 11.30
Wendy listen to your daddy'

11.30, home she is. 'Mom, dad, I'm going to bed'
Kiss kiss and goes upstairs, she s sneaking out the window
Tearing up her rental dress
Her friends are waiting down the street
'Hey Charlie, Tom and Emma, here is Wendy, brought a bit of brandy'
Wendy listen to your daddy

Safe sex and liquor in the punch
Hangs out with Charlie and the bunch
Wendy in the backseat of a chevy

Supposedly the night is gone, Wendy had lots of fun
But daddy screams: 'What have you done
You're grounded 'till your twenty-one'

Wendy, should have listened to your daddy