Stunning and Brave Script South Park
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INT. SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY CAFETERIA, NIGHT.
Emergency All School meeting. Students and their parents file into the cafeteria and find seats. Mr. Mackey approaches the mic
MR. MACKEY: Alright parents and students, please take your seats. [A gleeful Randy crumples a sheet of paper into a ball and throws it at him as Sharon looks on. The crumpled up paper strikes Mr. Mackey, who tries to deflect it and gets annoyed] Okay, okay. Now as you know, There was an incident at the school last week involving a student referring to rape as a "hot Cosby," okay? [everyone laughs. Cartman looks around, smiling] Listen, listen! Principal Victoria has been fired!
VARIOUS ADULTS: What? Fired?
CARTMAN: Sweet dude!
MR. MACKEY: And a new person has been appointed to try and make South Park Elementary a amore... progressive place that... fits in with today's times. Heh ukay? So please welcome... PC Principal.
A burly man holding a sports bottle walks through the cafeteria. He sports a goatee, a hint of a mustache, and Oakley sunglasses. He swallows the last of the drink and throws the bottle off to one side
PC PRINCIPAL: All right, listen up. My name is PC Principal. I don't know about you, but frankly I'm sick and tired of how minority groups are marginalized in today's society. I'm here because this place is lost in a time warp! Students who still use the word "retarded"! A teacher who said women without wombs should get an AIDS test!
Mr. Garrison: Oh, I was a [takes his right wrist and flips it forward] lesbian then.
PC PRINCIPAL: A chef "person of color" who the children had sing soul songs and who the children drove to kill himself!
BUTTERS: No, he got brainwashed by a cult.
PC PRINCIPAL: [aims his left index finger at Butters] And that's two days' detention for you, young man! We'll see you at 4!
BUTTERS: What??
Emergency All School meeting. Students and their parents file into the cafeteria and find seats. Mr. Mackey approaches the mic
MR. MACKEY: Alright parents and students, please take your seats. [A gleeful Randy crumples a sheet of paper into a ball and throws it at him as Sharon looks on. The crumpled up paper strikes Mr. Mackey, who tries to deflect it and gets annoyed] Okay, okay. Now as you know, There was an incident at the school last week involving a student referring to rape as a "hot Cosby," okay? [everyone laughs. Cartman looks around, smiling] Listen, listen! Principal Victoria has been fired!
VARIOUS ADULTS: What? Fired?
CARTMAN: Sweet dude!
MR. MACKEY: And a new person has been appointed to try and make South Park Elementary a amore... progressive place that... fits in with today's times. Heh ukay? So please welcome... PC Principal.
A burly man holding a sports bottle walks through the cafeteria. He sports a goatee, a hint of a mustache, and Oakley sunglasses. He swallows the last of the drink and throws the bottle off to one side
PC PRINCIPAL: All right, listen up. My name is PC Principal. I don't know about you, but frankly I'm sick and tired of how minority groups are marginalized in today's society. I'm here because this place is lost in a time warp! Students who still use the word "retarded"! A teacher who said women without wombs should get an AIDS test!
Mr. Garrison: Oh, I was a [takes his right wrist and flips it forward] lesbian then.
PC PRINCIPAL: A chef "person of color" who the children had sing soul songs and who the children drove to kill himself!
BUTTERS: No, he got brainwashed by a cult.
PC PRINCIPAL: [aims his left index finger at Butters] And that's two days' detention for you, young man! We'll see you at 4!
BUTTERS: What??
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