What Do You Do With a Man Rodgers & Hart

[LUCE]
Listen to your lady who speaks
This affair has run its course
I'll reside in Athens six weeks
While I get me a divorce!

[DROMIO of Ephesus]
Listen to your lover who asks
Why this battle has begun

[LUCE]
He has long neglected some tasks
That her husband should've done!
He eats me out of house and home
But doesn't like my cooking!
That's nothing new with a man
What can you do with a man?
He likes to use my brush and comb
And yet he's funny looking!
Home's like a zoo with a man
What can you do with a man?
I bought the guy pajamas
I took a chance
Some men wear half pajamas
He wears the pants!
By day he's like a five-year old
At night he's ninety-seven
What can you do with a man
Like that?