Stalkin’ Your Mom Wax

[Intro]
I hope she's wearing that blue business suit today
What time is it? Six?
Just in time to hide in these bushes

[Hook]
Stalkin' your Mom
Stalk Stalk Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom
Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom
Stalkin' your Mom
Stalk Stalk Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom
Stalkin' your Mom. Stalkin' your Mom
Stalk Stalk Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom
Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom
Stalkin' your Mom
Stalk Stalk Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom
Stalkin' your Mom

[Verse 1]
Haha, I've been stalkin' your mom
For like two years straight
I'm way too shy to ask her out on a date
So I just wait in your neightbors' lawn
With my camera ready and my camouflage on
And I know that I'll get plenty pics
Once she leaves for work at exactly seven twenty-six
I follow her on my bike, but it's hopeless
'Cause I'll never keep up with her Ford Focus
So I kidnapped her golder retriеver
Wanted to return it just to plеase her
But forgot to feed her
Taking care of a dog is hard
Gave it to her dead, said it got hit by a car