In Walks Barbarella Clutch

[Verse 1]
Heard you got detention three times this week
Playing with the bad kids down by the creek
When I was your age, oh, I did the same
I'll save you some trouble, boy, and try to explain

[Chorus]
Defcon, tractor beams, weaponized funk
In walks Barbarella, set to stun
Defcon, tractor beams, gamma ray gun
Straight out the mothership, weaponized funk

[Verse 2]
Let me back up twenty years or so
Before I met your mama, I was livin' on the road
I met a belle from the astral planes
Hopped in my 710, I was never quite the same

[Chorus]
Defcon, tractor beams, weaponized funk
In walks Barbarella, set to stun
Defcon, tractor beams, gamma ray gun
Straight out the mothership, weaponized funk

[Bridge]
One last word to the wise
While we got time to kill
If the X-rays don't get ya
Then the heartbreak surely will