She Broke My Dick ALL

[Intro]
She broke my dick!

[Verse 1]
Getting it on with *bleep*
I swear this really happened
I pulled my trick maneuver
That's when I heard it, snappin'!

[Chorus 1]
She broke my dick!
(Ow!) She goddamn broke my dick!

[Verse 2]
Ever since I met her
My life's been on the rocks
Cold ice packs and heating pads
And band-aids for my... (penis)

[Chorus 2]
She broke my dick!
(Ow!) She goddamn broke my dick!

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]
She broke my dick!
(Oh!) She goddamn broke my dick!
(She broke his dick!)
She broke my dick!
(I broke his dick!)
She b-b-broke my dick!