Welcome to the cheap seats (Naked Mix) The Wonder Stuff

Laugh when he jokes, slap him when he chokes
It's time to give up the smokes
And ohh when he cries don't wipe his eyes
Take the wine from the swine
And remind him of his crimes

Ohh in another world...
Yeah he could wear a dress
Ohh in another world...
Yeah he could wear a dress

Imagine his surprise when he opened his eyes
And I'd run the lawnmowеr over his thighs
Imagine the disturbancе
At the time of the occurance
When his life became a burden
And we laughed at his cries

Ohh in another world...
Yeah he could wear a dress
Ohh in another world...
Yeah he could wear a dress

Welcome to the cheap seats
Welcome to the cheap seats
Welcome to the cheap seats