[Verse 1]
Well, why are video games so bloody violent?
Mindless? Man, it's time to rewind
To a time where the action was colorful and innocent
Moms and dads didn't have to be diligent
Didn't have to panic for the kids becoming militant
Mario's back and it's brilliant!
I'm a wholesome character that is suitable for children
A real role model when I'm leaping off a building
Come on kids; follow me, follow me
One, two, three; jump off and wee!
Dash through traffic shouting, "Tally ho!"
Can you run down the road as fast as Mario?
I'mma show you pipes; a variety of types
Hash pipes, crack pipes; pass me a light
I'm jacked up on mushrooms, listening to Rush tunes
Puff, puff, pass me the carrot
Motherfuck you!
[Hook 1]
Fuck yeah
Oh no, Mario!
Fuck yeah
Oh no, Mario!
Fucking listen
Well, why are video games so bloody violent?
Mindless? Man, it's time to rewind
To a time where the action was colorful and innocent
Moms and dads didn't have to be diligent
Didn't have to panic for the kids becoming militant
Mario's back and it's brilliant!
I'm a wholesome character that is suitable for children
A real role model when I'm leaping off a building
Come on kids; follow me, follow me
One, two, three; jump off and wee!
Dash through traffic shouting, "Tally ho!"
Can you run down the road as fast as Mario?
I'mma show you pipes; a variety of types
Hash pipes, crack pipes; pass me a light
I'm jacked up on mushrooms, listening to Rush tunes
Puff, puff, pass me the carrot
Motherfuck you!
[Hook 1]
Fuck yeah
Oh no, Mario!
Fuck yeah
Oh no, Mario!
Fucking listen
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