(The Legend of) Miss Baltimore Crabs Original Broadway Cast Of Hairspray (Ft. Kerry Butler, Linda Hart & Marissa Jaret Winokur)

[TRACY, spoken]
Well, I brought my own 45s, so
If you just put 'em on, I’ll show you my stuff!

[LOU ANN, spoken]
Haven't you already shown us enough?

*councilgirls laughing*

[VELMA]
Oh my God, how times have changed!
This girl's either blind or completely deranged
Ah, but time seemed to halt
When I was Miss Baltimore Crabs

Childhood dreams for me were cracked
When that damn Shirley Temple stole my friggin’ act!
But the crown's in the vault
From when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs

Those poor runner-ups might still hold some grudges
They padded their cups, but I screwed the judges
Those broads thought they'd win
If a plate they would spin in their dance
Ha! Not a chance!