Execution is fun! Tardigrade Inferno

Execution’s fun
I think that you should come
To loose yourself and to relax
Just put your head under my axe
Execution’s fun
I think you should try one
To put your mind back on track
I’ll swing my axe right through your neck

Execution’s fun
And now the pain is gone
You will live forever after
And you’ll give us a little laughter
Execution’s fun
It’s not for everyone
All your records must be clean
And you must be at least eighteen

Bring me, bring me volunteers
Bring them, bring them, let me see
Help me, help me put my hood on
Hand my giant axe to me
Help me, help me, help me stand up
Rise me, rise me to my feet
Help me, help me, help me swing it
Execution is complete!