Drive a tank MAYBEPOP

Back in school I was a real hot stud
With muscles XXL
But the others thought my name was mud
And made my school days hell
Only CND or Greenpeace would
Impress these infidels
So I kept my temper hidden very well

I demonstrated
And remonstrated
For human rights I took a stand

Yet I wanted to
Drive a tank
A big green army tank
The real thing, no child's prank
Just wanted to drive a tank

After school I wanted to
Have fun and kick some ass
But again restraint came over me
I was cool at recess
I refused to serve, declined in style
“The army makes me scream
The league of nations is my one and only dream.”