Kansas City Oklahoma! - 1998 Royal National Theatre Cast (Ft. Jimmy Johnston & Maureen Lipman)

[WILL]
I got to Kansas City on a Frid'y
By Sattidy I larned a thing or two
For up to then I didn't have an idy
Of what the modren world was comin' to
I counted twenty gas buggies goin' by theirsel's
Almost ev'ry time I tuk a walk
'Nen I put my ear to a Bell Telephone
And a strange womern started in to talk

[AUNT ELLER]
What next?

[MEN]
Yeah what

[WILL]
What next?
Ev'rythin's up to date in Kansas City
They've gone about as fur as they c'n go
They went 'n built a skyscraper seven stories high
About as high as a buildin' orta grow

Ev'rythin's like a dream in Kansas City
It's better than a magic lantern show
Y' c'n turn the radiator on whenever you want some heat
With ev'ry kind of comfort ev'ry house is all complete
You c'n walk to privies in the rain and never wet your feet
They've gone about as fur as they c'n go