F**k the Audience Sam and Bill

[Spoken Intro]
Uhh yeah, so normally this is the part when we would say how, uh-
Attractive the audience is- but we actually mean it this time
Yeah. This time, we really mean it
You guys are fucking gorgeous, I'm rock hard. Really
Little inappropriate to say but I'll go with you there- I also got a boner
Yeah, Bill's- Bill's boned up. He's boned up, fully turgent everybody

One of the things we do, is uh...
If you get a boner on stage- by the way, this is just good advice, right?
You bend it down. Okay? You bend it down, and then up your back like a scorpion
It folds right in there Yeah, that's the way to do it

But y'know what, Sam? We should work through these feelings that we have for our audience today. In the form of song, perhaps
I do too

Prepare for your seduction

[Verse 1]
Damn audience, you're so fine
Gonna make a brother lose his mind
Never dreamed that I would find an audience as hot as you

Shit, audience, you got it goin' on (What?)
I'm gonna take you home to meet my Mom (What?)
She's gonna ask, how I'm gonna love you all
And I'm gonna say, one at a time