Biggering The 88 (Ft. Gabriel Mann, The Lorax Singers & Randy Crenshaw)

[Verse 1]
At first I didn't realize
I needed all this stuff
I had a little cottage
And that cottage was enough
A place where I could sit and knit
A place where I could sell my thneeds
But now, I've had a little time
To reassess my needs

[Pre-Chorus]
And I need a bigger office
I need a bigger chair
A bigger desk, a bigger staff
A bigger hat to wear

[Chorus]
Because I'm biggering (Yes, biggering)
I'm figuring on biggering
And biggering is triggering more biggering

[Verse 2]
Hey, listen up, meathead!
I'mma say this once, and I'm not gonna repeat it (Repeat it)
Greed, see, it's like a little pet, alright? (It's like a little pet)
And the more and more and more
That you go and feed it
The more hungry it'll get! (The more you feed it)
But, you know, you really can't blame greed
No, that's stupid
You see, it's got a worm inside (It's got a worm inside)
Oh yeah, that's right
That's one that always needs to feed
And it is never satisfied (And it's never satisfied)
You get it!?
But the more you try to find it
The more it likes to hide
Now listen, that is a nasty little worm!
I like to call it pride!
See now, that's why you're biggering! (Why you're biggering)
Listen here, idiot! (And biggering)
And figuring on biggering! (And figuring on biggering)
But that biggering's just triggering more biggering!
(But that biggering's just triggering more biggering)
Got that!? Alright!