I Wanna Be Your Maine Man Rhett and Link

I come from a long line of lighthouse keepers
It's bright, but very lonely inside
After four straight days awake I begin to hallucinate

I see you feeding me blueberry pie

I'm a lumberjack, but you already knew that
From when you first saw my chiseled physique
Though I can fell a tall pine without batting an eye
I got a soft spot for baby trees

I keep a live lobster inside of my shirt
I can tame any creature of the sea
You make my temperature rise, and it's no surprise
I'm gonna steam it with my body heat

You may have heard that the leading cause of death in Maine
Is moose on the highway
But when riding with me, you can be worry free
I bathe in bear pee and it keeps 'em at bay
It keeps 'em at bay, baby
Yeah, but you smell like bear pee

I wanna be your Maine man
Let me be your Maine man
Don't let him be your Maine man
I'm gonna be her Maine man