Crying Celebrities! Britney and Miley The Key of Awesome

[Spoken Intro]
Ay y'all, this is a brand new dance that's sweeping the nation
This dance ain't for everybody, just the self-absorbed people
It's called the crybaby, goes a little something like this

When you've got a crappy show and your ratings are low
You do the crybaby, you do the crybaby
When your face looks like a ham and you get punched by will.i.am
You do the crybaby, you do the crybaby
When you say you're on the trail but you're really getting tailed
You do the crybaby, you do the crybaby
When those mothertruckers won't leave Britney Spears alone
You do the crybaby, you do the crybaby

It's always beneficial to cry
When you're in the public eye
It's so fun to watch celebrities suffer
So baby turn on the cameras and blubber

When the ASPCA won't let you give your dogs away
You do the crybaby, you do the crybaby
When you're tanking the lord for some meaningless award
You do the crybaby, you do the crybaby
Break it down now

[Spoken]
Alright now ladies
Yeah
It's time for me to show you how to do the crybaby dance
And don't make me call the wambulance