Frozen Toe Noah Reid (Ft. Marc Jordan & Olivia Newton-John)

Dad:
We’ve been through this before
Mom:
You’re free to walk out the door
Dad:
I think it needs to be said
Mom:
Too much hockey’s not good for the head
Farley:
Parents, your worries are in vain
Playing shinny will not rot my brain
In fact, study after study has conclusively proven
The benefits of exercise-induced movin’

Mom:
Look at the temperature, it’s colder than Venus
You’ll get frostbite on your-
Dad:
Toe!
Farley:
I’m wearing my organic wool sweater so I’m good to go

Dad:
Though physical activity’s a worthwhile tonic
The clientele at the rink is rather moronic
Farley:
Elitism about sports aside
Even Einstein, over the ice, he liked to glide