Friends Flight of the Conchords

Friends sing together, la la la la
Friends do things together, la la la la
Friends laugh together, Ha Ha Ha Ha
Friends make graphs together, la la la la

Friends help you when you're in danger
Friends are people who are not strangers
Friends help you shift into a new place
Tell you if you've got food on your face

Friends are the ones, on who you can depend
He's my friend, He's not my friend
Friends are the ones who are there at the end
He's my friend, They're not my friends

If you trip over I'll catch your fall
If you kick my dick, I won't break your balls
If you get drunk and vomit on me
I'll make sure you get home safely

If you cross the road and a drunk struck you
I'll scrape you up and reconstruct you
I'll cheer you up if you're depressed
If you get murdered I'll avenge your death

Friends walk together, la la la la
Pop and lock together, ZZt brrt zzt brrt
Me and him together, la la la la
Me and Jim forever...