442oons - MCN Not Hot 442oons (Ft. Jupp Heynckes & Thomas Müller)

[Intro]
Ja
Big Thomas, the one and only
Like Chesney
A-ha-ha-ha!
MCN's not hot (What?)
Never hot (What?)

[Refrain]
Skrrrrr-ha! (What?), skiddy-haha!
Nice hair! Boom!

[Verse]
Two plus two is four
Minus one, that's three, quick maths
They said your name's on the cup
Oh please!
I see that man-girl on the park
That man-girl is an uckers
When the fans threw cash-cash-cash
Neymar was ducking (And diving)
Offside, Bobby? My brother
He scored with a lefty
Offside! Offside, no man, onside
Here, chase a frisbee
Kevin Trapp-Trapp-Trapp on the phone
He's eating cornflakes
No, Reus Krispies
Hold tight, 2-0, FCB (What?)
On, on the road, you were toast
Likе this toast
Big chance and you froze
He scorеd a peng goal then he posed
You ain't done it, you're ghosts
"Oh, shut up, big nose"
"Check your nose, fam"
"You donut"
"Nose long like Cheerios"
"What?" A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
"That doesn't even make sense!"
"At least it rhymes"
See, I told you