WE’RE GAY The Low Mays (Ft. Butcher Fong, Lin Nipple Twister, Matty Gospel, Mickey LowMay, Nile Bun & Yung Bumblebee)

[Intro: Mickey LowMay]
Christmas holidays
Mickey Low Mays
Fuck assholes

[Verse 1: King C.R.E.M.E.]
Christmas holidays, celebratory gatherings
Giving presents to Sam Hup Wui
Hong Kong will take bribes from the Communist club (Communist club)
Make the rent increase by 100 times
There was a Jewish bitch who wasn’t willing to celebrate (not willing)
Afterwards she didn’t eat my pork congee either
I grabbed onto her car tyre, told her not to move
Poked her until your uncle’s penis shrivelled back inwards
Go to Tai Mei Tuk, move there to reside
Your bitch sucked until my pubic hair became bald
Slimy and slippery, her face was pale white
Fucked her in the pussy too until it was bleeding all over
December is a popular song
On the charts, it’s all Mickey Low Mays Mysterious Clubhouse
When buying presents, make sure to accommodate for your bitch as well
Condom wrappers are gifted to her

[Verse 2: Lin Nipple Twister]
Christmas holidays, I want to thank (No need to thank)
On Christmas Eve sucked on your grandfather
Drove his car up to Full H.A.M. Gardens
Buried the corpse under the Christmas tree (HOOH)
Full H.A.M. Palace, eat turkey together
Take the thigh and stuff it up Yung Bumblebee’s vagina
Lin Nipple Twister spits fire into the microphone
With Matty Gospel we fuck your son
The weather’s cold, how about going ice skating
With Wenjie Wai, drank a cup of sperm (Huh?)
With Seto Han High King, go to watch the stars (Yuh)
Afterwards drank another cup of sperm (a second cup?)
Afterwards tell Santa Claus
Get Butcher Fong to let you eat a scrotum candy (Ha)
Be careful, don’t let people butcher you into a web
Christmas orgies, best to look for Full H.A.M. party