Anne Dong Xiu Xiu

Grab my face
As hard as it's funny to you

While I pretend
I'm your real dad

"How is Anne's cough today, Miss Sheryl?"

I pretend to ask

A daughter who I bug
And can only stand to be around me for about 30 seconds
But whose picture I wear
In a pin, inside my jacket

So, who is this picture?
That's you, Anne

You're not coming to my birthday
Oh, I know