Gentleman’s Ballad Your Favorite Martian

[Chorus: Puff Puff]
I'm a ho, a ho
A ho, woah-woah
I'm a ho, a ho
A ho, woah-woah
But now that I'm with you
I promise I'll let it go
Even though I know
I'm a ho, woah-woah-woah-woah
(Yes, you are, yes, you are)

[Verse 1: Puff Puff]
Before we get together I need you to understand
That Puff Puff wants more than "Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am"
And you know I ain't a farmer, but I'm still tryna plow
When you walk in the room I'm like, "Bow-chicka-wow-wow"
I like bangin' and smashin' and livin' in sin
I'd like to take the Beef Bus to Bonetown again
I wanna boink, I wanna shag, I wanna hump, I wanna screw
And I wanna do all those things with you and only you

[Chorus: Puff Puff & DeeJay]
I'm a ho, a ho (Yeah)
A ho, woah-woah (I'm a ho)
I'm a ho, a ho (I like to bone)
A ho, woah-woah (Hide the salami)
But now that I'm with you (That's right)
I promise I'll let it go (I wanna clap those cheeks)
Even though I know (I'm a ho)
I'm a ho, woah-woah-woah-woah
(Yes, you are, yes, you are)