[Verse 1]
Well, we were down in Austin, Texas
At the Hang 'em High Saloon
Hitting the bars, pickin' on guitars
And singin' out country tunes
When some third-string Longhorn quarterback
Said he wanted a piece of Wade
Well, when it's two for one
It's one for all
So I jumped down off that stage
[Chorus]
Hold my beer
This won't take long
Step back, son
Let me show you
Just how it's done
Well, I'm bulletproof
Ten feet tall when I'm drinkin'
Get to thinkin' that I'm Superman
So you stay here
And hold my beer
[Verse 2]
Yeah, this one time, we were out in L.A.
Shuttin' down the Sunset Strip
We were sippin' on bubbles
Lookin' for some trouble
When a supermodel strutted on in
Yeah, Randy told me, "That girl is famous"
She's way, way over your head
I bet you five hundred
You can't get her number
So I just smiled and said:
Well, we were down in Austin, Texas
At the Hang 'em High Saloon
Hitting the bars, pickin' on guitars
And singin' out country tunes
When some third-string Longhorn quarterback
Said he wanted a piece of Wade
Well, when it's two for one
It's one for all
So I jumped down off that stage
[Chorus]
Hold my beer
This won't take long
Step back, son
Let me show you
Just how it's done
Well, I'm bulletproof
Ten feet tall when I'm drinkin'
Get to thinkin' that I'm Superman
So you stay here
And hold my beer
[Verse 2]
Yeah, this one time, we were out in L.A.
Shuttin' down the Sunset Strip
We were sippin' on bubbles
Lookin' for some trouble
When a supermodel strutted on in
Yeah, Randy told me, "That girl is famous"
She's way, way over your head
I bet you five hundred
You can't get her number
So I just smiled and said:
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