[Intro]
"I loved the old man. He had never wronged me. He had never given me insult, for his gold I had no desire. I think it was his eye. Yes, it was this. One of his eyes resembled that of a vulture. A pale, blue eye with a film over it. Whenever it fell upon me, my blood ran cold. And so, by degrees, very gradually, I made up my mind to take the life of the old man and thus rid myself of the eye forever."
[Verse 1: Violent J]
So I'm headed door to door with my grandmother's cookie jar
I'm sellin' cookies, twelve for a dollar
I ring the doorbell, nobody wants any
I'll resort to goin' cheaper, two for a penny
Anybody, everybody, they hate me
I can tell when they spit and degrade me
There's only one house left, the last on the block
Old Man Willie on the hilltop
I ring the doorbell, the door creeps open
And there it was, starin' and scopin'
The man's left eye, red, big, and drippin'
I was trippin'. "Ahh! See ya!"
I ran home. I couldn't stop thinking
About his eyeball winking and blinking
And that looked not a damn thing like the other, ugh!
Should've wore a patch on the motherfucker
It hypnotized me, mesmerized me
Traumatized, paralyzed, terrorized me
Creepers, where'd you get that ball
And tell me how it even fits in your skull
I want a big long knife to stick it in
I wanna lift up the eyelid and kick it in
He's gotta die. I want his eye buried in my backyard
It ain't hard, I'm killin' Old Evil Eye!
"I loved the old man. He had never wronged me. He had never given me insult, for his gold I had no desire. I think it was his eye. Yes, it was this. One of his eyes resembled that of a vulture. A pale, blue eye with a film over it. Whenever it fell upon me, my blood ran cold. And so, by degrees, very gradually, I made up my mind to take the life of the old man and thus rid myself of the eye forever."
[Verse 1: Violent J]
So I'm headed door to door with my grandmother's cookie jar
I'm sellin' cookies, twelve for a dollar
I ring the doorbell, nobody wants any
I'll resort to goin' cheaper, two for a penny
Anybody, everybody, they hate me
I can tell when they spit and degrade me
There's only one house left, the last on the block
Old Man Willie on the hilltop
I ring the doorbell, the door creeps open
And there it was, starin' and scopin'
The man's left eye, red, big, and drippin'
I was trippin'. "Ahh! See ya!"
I ran home. I couldn't stop thinking
About his eyeball winking and blinking
And that looked not a damn thing like the other, ugh!
Should've wore a patch on the motherfucker
It hypnotized me, mesmerized me
Traumatized, paralyzed, terrorized me
Creepers, where'd you get that ball
And tell me how it even fits in your skull
I want a big long knife to stick it in
I wanna lift up the eyelid and kick it in
He's gotta die. I want his eye buried in my backyard
It ain't hard, I'm killin' Old Evil Eye!
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