Have You Seen Me? (Live) GWAR

[Spoken Intro]
Now I've got you alone. It's just you and me now. And Dingo, Paromino, Bronco, Colt, and let's not forget, Carl on drums. So tell me...do you think I am...beautiful? Is my ass...firm and shapely? And what about my fat prick? Do you like my fat prick, New York, do you like it?

[Overlapping each other]
(Oderus:) You dirtied my armored suit!
(Beefcake:) How dare you!
(Oderus:) It's dirty now! Dirty!
(Beefcake:) Oh, Oderus, please. We won't play another song until there is complete silence. Starting right...now
(Oderus:) That's right, complete silence except for my meaningless, half-baked banter. Blowjob, suckjob, suckjob. Get off my prick, you fuckin' fag! God damn it, this guy just won't let go! Hey!
(Beefcake:) Silence!
(Oderus:) Silence! Shh! Let me just say one thing! I know a lot of your friends got the shit kicked out of them tonight, you know
(Beefcake:) Hey
(Oderus:) I'm sorry. You go to see GWAR, people die, it's as natural as rain on a goddamn Sunday morning. But let me tell you one thing. Nothing has changed with GWAR. Nothing...has changed here. We're still...the wonderful, down-to-earth kinda motherfuckin' homosexual butt-rapin', dog-fuckin' kinda motherfuckers you love. And let me tell you one thing. If any of you guys or any of you girls wanna come backstage after the show, get sucked, fucked, smoke some crack, it's okay by me!

Now, without any further ado. Take it away, guys

A 1, 2, 3, 4
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you now to someone very special to me, very special at this time. I'm talkin' about my crew, man. The crew in the news, the crew that kicks ass every night and baby, you gotta have it your way, not another crew. Let's hear it for my crew

Hey, get your hands off him
Ladies and gentlemen, my boyfriend...Hhiiimmmmm

[Verse 1]
Mommies
I've been stealing your babies
I gag the brat and then maybe
I'll suck out his brain!
Dead kids
Are making me feel almost hard
I go get one from the school yard
He bled like a stuck pig!