Colonel Miles Quaritch: Welcome to Pandora. This is a Na'vi avatar. They are fierce and they are savage. Just don't tap on the glass, cause it freaks 'em out. [Cat Yowls] Now, the guy who was scheduled to take this avatar died from a cat allergy.
Tom Smelly: Ah-- [Splat]
Miles Quartich: So instead we're going with his brother, Jake Smelly.
Dr. Grace Augustine: Is that the best the military can do?
Miles Quartich: Well, we were gonna send the A-Team, but they wouldn't fit in the pod.
{A-Team Grunting}
B.A. Baracus: Oh, I pity the pod.
Dr. Grace: Uhh, better send Smelly.
Miles Quartich: Man your pod, Smelly, and good luck.
[The title card comes up with Jake Smelly na'vi's eyes "Avaturd"]
Jake Smelly [With Australian accent]: Wow, I look just like the Na'vi. Dr. Grace how did you duplicate them so perfect--
Dr. Grace [as an M&M]: What? It took a few tries to get it right, ok? Luckily everything on this planet is- {Gasps} [pointing at creature] Blue! Run Jake!
Blue: [Roars]
Tom Smelly: Ah-- [Splat]
Miles Quartich: So instead we're going with his brother, Jake Smelly.
Dr. Grace Augustine: Is that the best the military can do?
Miles Quartich: Well, we were gonna send the A-Team, but they wouldn't fit in the pod.
{A-Team Grunting}
B.A. Baracus: Oh, I pity the pod.
Dr. Grace: Uhh, better send Smelly.
Miles Quartich: Man your pod, Smelly, and good luck.
[The title card comes up with Jake Smelly na'vi's eyes "Avaturd"]
Jake Smelly [With Australian accent]: Wow, I look just like the Na'vi. Dr. Grace how did you duplicate them so perfect--
Dr. Grace [as an M&M]: What? It took a few tries to get it right, ok? Luckily everything on this planet is- {Gasps} [pointing at creature] Blue! Run Jake!
Blue: [Roars]
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