[Intro]
Gridline Rap Battles
Willy Wonka
Vs
Flint Lockwoooooood
Begin!
[Verse 1 - Flint Lockwood (Snakebite126)]
Um, I've never been in a rap battle before. Are there rules?
I just gotta build a verse? Alright, I have the tools
Writing? Check! Rhyming? Check! Flowing? Check! Dissing? Check!
Lab coat: On! Your style? Missing! (hey!)
You got candy raps, Reese's Pieces
I drop hot dogs, you're still the bigger weenie
With those kids up your fudge pipe, it's not charming. It's creepy
You're a boring old man, trapping children is how you get your kicks off
Trying to scare life lessons into people, like a diabеtic Jigsaw
I created an island and an ecosystеm science has never had before
You emptied out a colony to work at your dollar candy store
I'm sparking flames, 'cause Flint's lit, your darkest days ain't hit yet
Since my flow brings floods harder than spies into your business
[Verse 2 - Willy Wonka (Zawesome)]
When I see a mic, like my cane, I grip this, pardon as I limp in to spit this
DJ Loompa, drop the beat. Let's see just how much young Flint has bitten
I'm so high up on the food chain, it's like I'm fizzy liftin'
Watch me drop these Wonka bars, and all of them have a golden ticket
You couldn't step to me with Spray-On Shoes, while this magnate's earning millions
But your disses were bigger embarrassments than the Party-in-a-Box incident
Here's an urgent news report: I gave your girl one or two calls
Forecast for the bedroom: Cloudy, with a chance of blue balls
Gridline Rap Battles
Willy Wonka
Vs
Flint Lockwoooooood
Begin!
[Verse 1 - Flint Lockwood (Snakebite126)]
Um, I've never been in a rap battle before. Are there rules?
I just gotta build a verse? Alright, I have the tools
Writing? Check! Rhyming? Check! Flowing? Check! Dissing? Check!
Lab coat: On! Your style? Missing! (hey!)
You got candy raps, Reese's Pieces
I drop hot dogs, you're still the bigger weenie
With those kids up your fudge pipe, it's not charming. It's creepy
You're a boring old man, trapping children is how you get your kicks off
Trying to scare life lessons into people, like a diabеtic Jigsaw
I created an island and an ecosystеm science has never had before
You emptied out a colony to work at your dollar candy store
I'm sparking flames, 'cause Flint's lit, your darkest days ain't hit yet
Since my flow brings floods harder than spies into your business
[Verse 2 - Willy Wonka (Zawesome)]
When I see a mic, like my cane, I grip this, pardon as I limp in to spit this
DJ Loompa, drop the beat. Let's see just how much young Flint has bitten
I'm so high up on the food chain, it's like I'm fizzy liftin'
Watch me drop these Wonka bars, and all of them have a golden ticket
You couldn't step to me with Spray-On Shoes, while this magnate's earning millions
But your disses were bigger embarrassments than the Party-in-a-Box incident
Here's an urgent news report: I gave your girl one or two calls
Forecast for the bedroom: Cloudy, with a chance of blue balls
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