We Are The Champignons TISM

[Verse 1]
Been crucified by all the scribes
You can't see our backs for all the knives
The critics have done all they could
Fair enough, we're just no good
We've tried our best, no excuse
You come to realise that it's just no use
It's about time everybody understood
One simple fact, we're just no good

[Verse 2]
This latest effort, it's pretty drab
Try Died Pretty, they're always fab
Turn off the radio, I know I would
Let's just face it – we're no good
It's about time that a rock band spoke
Admitted that they were a joke
We'll be the first in the neighbourhood
To say without a doubt, we're no good

[Chorus]
No good, no good, good, good
We'll be the first in the neighbourhood
No good, good, good

[Verse 3]
Possibly then, we could get Sting
Admitting to his piss-ant thing
When Dunsinane gets to Burnam Wood
That's when he'll say, "I'm no good" (no good)
Now Bono, take the stand
This time, forget your band
Morality's your daily food
Why don't you preach, "I'm no good"?