[Intro]
Rap Battle
Bob the Builder
Vs
Thomas the Tank Engine
Begin!
[Bob]
Rapping issues? Can we fix it? Tell me, man
I'm not Obama, but yes, we can!
I'll build up a rhyme that you've never seen before
My head's a freaking turtle while you smoke like a weed whore
'Cause I have the crack up my ass and I'mma use it, choose it
Because I have rapping skills that are really lit!
(Bitch! x5)
Laughing my ass off, eat my shit
Who won this blocky battle? I don't care if you are tall
'Yo mama is like my neighbor... BALD!
Like I said, I'm 100% on crack
You're like a train of stolen knowledge getting knocked right off the tracks
[Thomas]
Step aside, or I'll hit you with my bars
Think twice before you're rude to me, right Lars?!
Choo choo, motherfucker
I'm puffin' in hot
Eat my grandparents and take your best shot
X won't give it to ya', you are a hater
I bet you had an internship at Fuckin' Mario Maker™
I'm a pro, like you would even know
Yo' Bob, your nipples are icecream cones
Bob the Builder? Just get a fucking job
But when it comes to rapping- shut the fuck up
Call me your series, because I'm fucking dumb
Get out of here or I'll @ everyone
Rap Battle
Bob the Builder
Vs
Thomas the Tank Engine
Begin!
[Bob]
Rapping issues? Can we fix it? Tell me, man
I'm not Obama, but yes, we can!
I'll build up a rhyme that you've never seen before
My head's a freaking turtle while you smoke like a weed whore
'Cause I have the crack up my ass and I'mma use it, choose it
Because I have rapping skills that are really lit!
(Bitch! x5)
Laughing my ass off, eat my shit
Who won this blocky battle? I don't care if you are tall
'Yo mama is like my neighbor... BALD!
Like I said, I'm 100% on crack
You're like a train of stolen knowledge getting knocked right off the tracks
[Thomas]
Step aside, or I'll hit you with my bars
Think twice before you're rude to me, right Lars?!
Choo choo, motherfucker
I'm puffin' in hot
Eat my grandparents and take your best shot
X won't give it to ya', you are a hater
I bet you had an internship at Fuckin' Mario Maker™
I'm a pro, like you would even know
Yo' Bob, your nipples are icecream cones
Bob the Builder? Just get a fucking job
But when it comes to rapping- shut the fuck up
Call me your series, because I'm fucking dumb
Get out of here or I'll @ everyone
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