Dr. Greenthumb (LP version) Cypress Hill

Hello, I'm Dr. Greenthumb
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And just can't find some anywhere?
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And if you're afraid of those pesky pork choppers in the sky
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To block the nosy pig's vision
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How well it works

Hyuh, hyuh, hello mah name is Jaid
And ahm a farmer and I've been growin
Mary-jah-wana fer about twenty years and uhh
Uhh, with Dr. Greenthumb's 'Sizzlean' screen
I don't hafta point my shotgun
At them pesky porkers no more
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*lighter flicks* Dial 1-800-713-GROW
*inhaling noise* That's 1-800 *cough cough* *inhale*
*lighter flicks* 713 *cough cough*
G *inhale* R *inhale* O-W