[Intro]
Oh hey, did I ever tell you about the time
That Ninja Brian and I saved the world from super monsters?
Yeah, that's a thing that happened
So please, pay attention
I'm talking to you, Doug. Jesus
[Verse 1]
It's the middle of the day, but darkness falls on the city
It's the shadow of a giant cybernetic death kitty
And on the other side of town, something rages down the path
If you had a lisp, you'd know it's kicking theriouth ath
Mortal enemies since the early days of yore
We're just collateral damage in their giant-ass war
They rumble, battle, tussle, and then do a cocky strut
They both know they're kicking Earth right in its planetary nuts
Not a single human being can survive in their vicinity
It's kinda like Godzilla squared but also times infinity
Me and Ninja Brian were just chillin' at our place
When we got a frantic call from the President of Space
Saying, "You're the only hope to save billions of lives"
I said, "I'm making baked potatoes and I'm about to add the chives
We can be there in an hour if we really, really try."
But we didn't, so they ate France, sorry if you died
[Chorus]
Rhinoceratops versus Superpuma
Giants from the sky with no sense of humor
Everyone's in danger from their massive-ass brawl
One shat on Minneapolis, the other St. Paul
Rhinoceratops versus Superpuma
I am pretty sure that they pissed on Cuba
I would be lucky if we live to see dawn
They killed a million people and they just stepped on my lawn
Oh hey, did I ever tell you about the time
That Ninja Brian and I saved the world from super monsters?
Yeah, that's a thing that happened
So please, pay attention
I'm talking to you, Doug. Jesus
[Verse 1]
It's the middle of the day, but darkness falls on the city
It's the shadow of a giant cybernetic death kitty
And on the other side of town, something rages down the path
If you had a lisp, you'd know it's kicking theriouth ath
Mortal enemies since the early days of yore
We're just collateral damage in their giant-ass war
They rumble, battle, tussle, and then do a cocky strut
They both know they're kicking Earth right in its planetary nuts
Not a single human being can survive in their vicinity
It's kinda like Godzilla squared but also times infinity
Me and Ninja Brian were just chillin' at our place
When we got a frantic call from the President of Space
Saying, "You're the only hope to save billions of lives"
I said, "I'm making baked potatoes and I'm about to add the chives
We can be there in an hour if we really, really try."
But we didn't, so they ate France, sorry if you died
[Chorus]
Rhinoceratops versus Superpuma
Giants from the sky with no sense of humor
Everyone's in danger from their massive-ass brawl
One shat on Minneapolis, the other St. Paul
Rhinoceratops versus Superpuma
I am pretty sure that they pissed on Cuba
I would be lucky if we live to see dawn
They killed a million people and they just stepped on my lawn
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