[Round 1: Dizaster]
Yo that shit you did last night was fucking gay!
But regardless lets get this battle underway
Because I'd rather get buried alive
Than have to deal with a piece of shit like you for another day
This battle is like the Alpha versus the Omega
Yeah you the start of it all
But I have evolved and became far greater
I am like Michael Angelo the archangel
If he was a dark natured art painter
Painting a picture of heart failure
Look at the all the trash In your iPod player
Running in circles on these tracks
Only to roll in a cage and you crashed like a NASCAR racer
I'm a gargantuan Hall Of Famer
On stage with a ball of chain, a barbarian on paper
Every bars tailored for your Paul Bearer
Allahu Akbar, a battling rap god slash bar maker
Bar Mitzvah glass jaw breaker
Large tray full of shots like a bar waiter
Kamehameha, bar layer after bar layer
The chicken getting plucked if I pick 'em
I'm a guitar player like John Mayer
Fuck a long saber like.. I ain't Luke Skywalker I'm Darth Vader
Armed with Vegas' claw blade may god save em -like Bart's neighbors
Stop hating you all haters
Open your dome before that long scope
Put your face in the stars like Carl Sagan
Walking around cross faded giving you those raw hay makers
You gon get bars straight from this foreigners phone like jail breaker
I get rid of your bars like bail bondsman
Since you don’t wanna sit in the yard and do hard labor
Got your memory scarred but you gon' remember this all later
Don’t worry at all player
Its all saved on your Sega memory card data
Along with the rest of your outdated Raps
Next to your packs of Garcia Vega Cigar Papers
If I catch your mama joggin' in cross trainers
I'ma go across her face with a Mach razor
Then walk away from her cause I'm a heart breaker
This ain't an arcade or a game at all crossing me on an off day is like
Tossing a piece of large bait to jaws you getting Shark-Kesha'd
A grave robber, robbin' bodies for Al Qaeda
Still surround you with so much Watts around you
You gon' feel like you got tasered
Hear a blast and see a flash from far like a massive star quasar
Laser hit you in your facial tissue like acne scar laser
For that white powder
A deuce deuce will leave little holes in your top like salt shaker
Then I'll finish it off with a big cap on your head like a park ranger
And if I don’t got it with me on DECK your gettin CUT like a Las Vegas' card player
And I ain't playing with you at all bitch, I ain't a dog trainer
Man you hell of a pussy for the shit you did last night
I could tell you nervous right now by how you moving your hands right
Yeah please don’t fuck with me
You already know what's up with me
You brought all your homies with you because you didn’t do it without your company
Scarface.. fuck you gon do now?
Oh, oh he can't battle without your mothafuckin' crew now
Yeah, exactly you cannot match me
You had wack punchlines wheelchairs in Degrassi
Fuck do you mean dawg?
Ever since that mothafuckin car hit you
Somethin' been wrong with you
You been a bit {whistle} off tempo ever since you popped out of the coma you dropped into
Bars no longer hard hittin' he's all filler after the doc stitched you
You went from artistic to autistic
Mentally challenged and part crippled
From all the brain damage and scar tissue
That caused him to suffer so much permanent memory loss that you don’t know whether or not something is wrong with you
And I left that part open to symbolize how you completely forgot who you are the moment that car hit you
Amnesia is a motherfucker...
And at this current rate he wake up everyday in the same reoccurring state
Where he look in the mirror and doesn’t recognize the person he face
Feels so disturbed from it he feels like the person that's facin' him is violating his personal space
He's a groundhog that’s why he wakes up and writes the same verse everyday
It's like every part of his memory that’s short term was erased
I feel bad for your wife because she probably feels like
Shes fucking the bitch Adam Sandler was fuckin' in the first 50 Dates
That’s kind of a low blow I shouldn’t have made fun of that car crash
That was some hard shit to live through
But I chalked it up to bad karma
See most people don’t believe in karma anymore but obviously I still do
Cause for instance you got famous for killin' a Freeway then a couple of years later
You got famous again when a freeway almost killed you
Don't ask me to give a fuck I ran out of fucks to give
I hope you get in another car accident
This time with your baby mother and kid and instead of dying you end up being the only one of them that lives
What?
Yeah that was a low blow
I know doe doe
Take a photo oh
I'm 'bout to roll up and pop [?] to his fo’ do
Oh no, he's probably gonna go and PC again and talk to the po po
How you gon talk shit about Meek Mill you’ve been a Dream Chaser
Fell the fuck off the scene and become a free baser
Ill put five to the side of your car like Speed Racer
Then have you run away car explodin' in the background like the cover of Peacemaker
Yeah you could act up you get slashed up and hacked up left on your back stretched cutty
I'll fuck your ass up
I'll stab you into the past tense buddy
You ain't survivin' this crash
The impact will pry you in half
Fly through the glass as the dash gets bloody
Cass' take your last breath cause you gon' catch wreck faster than the crash test dummy
Big Daddy Kane told me No Half Steppin'
You half step it’s a wrap
You getting wrapped up like an Aztec mummy
Yo you know why this dude Cass' act real funny?
I don’t know cause he talks about his battle with Freeway like the four touchdowns he scored back in high school you the black Al Bundy
Y'all wanna know another reason why Cass' acts real funny?
I don’t know he claims he gettin' bitches and he pimpin'
But really he Married With Children cause he like the black Al Bundy
Y'all wanna know another reason why he act real funny?
I don’t know because he had a hit but after the show was over him and Kelly went separate ways...
You the black Al Bundy
Yo that shit you did last night was fucking gay!
But regardless lets get this battle underway
Because I'd rather get buried alive
Than have to deal with a piece of shit like you for another day
This battle is like the Alpha versus the Omega
Yeah you the start of it all
But I have evolved and became far greater
I am like Michael Angelo the archangel
If he was a dark natured art painter
Painting a picture of heart failure
Look at the all the trash In your iPod player
Running in circles on these tracks
Only to roll in a cage and you crashed like a NASCAR racer
I'm a gargantuan Hall Of Famer
On stage with a ball of chain, a barbarian on paper
Every bars tailored for your Paul Bearer
Allahu Akbar, a battling rap god slash bar maker
Bar Mitzvah glass jaw breaker
Large tray full of shots like a bar waiter
Kamehameha, bar layer after bar layer
The chicken getting plucked if I pick 'em
I'm a guitar player like John Mayer
Fuck a long saber like.. I ain't Luke Skywalker I'm Darth Vader
Armed with Vegas' claw blade may god save em -like Bart's neighbors
Stop hating you all haters
Open your dome before that long scope
Put your face in the stars like Carl Sagan
Walking around cross faded giving you those raw hay makers
You gon get bars straight from this foreigners phone like jail breaker
I get rid of your bars like bail bondsman
Since you don’t wanna sit in the yard and do hard labor
Got your memory scarred but you gon' remember this all later
Don’t worry at all player
Its all saved on your Sega memory card data
Along with the rest of your outdated Raps
Next to your packs of Garcia Vega Cigar Papers
If I catch your mama joggin' in cross trainers
I'ma go across her face with a Mach razor
Then walk away from her cause I'm a heart breaker
This ain't an arcade or a game at all crossing me on an off day is like
Tossing a piece of large bait to jaws you getting Shark-Kesha'd
A grave robber, robbin' bodies for Al Qaeda
Still surround you with so much Watts around you
You gon' feel like you got tasered
Hear a blast and see a flash from far like a massive star quasar
Laser hit you in your facial tissue like acne scar laser
For that white powder
A deuce deuce will leave little holes in your top like salt shaker
Then I'll finish it off with a big cap on your head like a park ranger
And if I don’t got it with me on DECK your gettin CUT like a Las Vegas' card player
And I ain't playing with you at all bitch, I ain't a dog trainer
Man you hell of a pussy for the shit you did last night
I could tell you nervous right now by how you moving your hands right
Yeah please don’t fuck with me
You already know what's up with me
You brought all your homies with you because you didn’t do it without your company
Scarface.. fuck you gon do now?
Oh, oh he can't battle without your mothafuckin' crew now
Yeah, exactly you cannot match me
You had wack punchlines wheelchairs in Degrassi
Fuck do you mean dawg?
Ever since that mothafuckin car hit you
Somethin' been wrong with you
You been a bit {whistle} off tempo ever since you popped out of the coma you dropped into
Bars no longer hard hittin' he's all filler after the doc stitched you
You went from artistic to autistic
Mentally challenged and part crippled
From all the brain damage and scar tissue
That caused him to suffer so much permanent memory loss that you don’t know whether or not something is wrong with you
And I left that part open to symbolize how you completely forgot who you are the moment that car hit you
Amnesia is a motherfucker...
And at this current rate he wake up everyday in the same reoccurring state
Where he look in the mirror and doesn’t recognize the person he face
Feels so disturbed from it he feels like the person that's facin' him is violating his personal space
He's a groundhog that’s why he wakes up and writes the same verse everyday
It's like every part of his memory that’s short term was erased
I feel bad for your wife because she probably feels like
Shes fucking the bitch Adam Sandler was fuckin' in the first 50 Dates
That’s kind of a low blow I shouldn’t have made fun of that car crash
That was some hard shit to live through
But I chalked it up to bad karma
See most people don’t believe in karma anymore but obviously I still do
Cause for instance you got famous for killin' a Freeway then a couple of years later
You got famous again when a freeway almost killed you
Don't ask me to give a fuck I ran out of fucks to give
I hope you get in another car accident
This time with your baby mother and kid and instead of dying you end up being the only one of them that lives
What?
Yeah that was a low blow
I know doe doe
Take a photo oh
I'm 'bout to roll up and pop [?] to his fo’ do
Oh no, he's probably gonna go and PC again and talk to the po po
How you gon talk shit about Meek Mill you’ve been a Dream Chaser
Fell the fuck off the scene and become a free baser
Ill put five to the side of your car like Speed Racer
Then have you run away car explodin' in the background like the cover of Peacemaker
Yeah you could act up you get slashed up and hacked up left on your back stretched cutty
I'll fuck your ass up
I'll stab you into the past tense buddy
You ain't survivin' this crash
The impact will pry you in half
Fly through the glass as the dash gets bloody
Cass' take your last breath cause you gon' catch wreck faster than the crash test dummy
Big Daddy Kane told me No Half Steppin'
You half step it’s a wrap
You getting wrapped up like an Aztec mummy
Yo you know why this dude Cass' act real funny?
I don’t know cause he talks about his battle with Freeway like the four touchdowns he scored back in high school you the black Al Bundy
Y'all wanna know another reason why Cass' acts real funny?
I don’t know he claims he gettin' bitches and he pimpin'
But really he Married With Children cause he like the black Al Bundy
Y'all wanna know another reason why he act real funny?
I don’t know because he had a hit but after the show was over him and Kelly went separate ways...
You the black Al Bundy
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