The Train Departs (Interlude) CollegeHumor (Ft. Jess McKenna, Scott Passarella, Zach Reino & Zeke Nicholson)

[TRAIN CONDUCTOR]
Uhh, next stop, Palm Springs!

[NARRATOR] (laughing)
This should be interesting!
An attendant takes tickets from passengers

[ATTENDANT]
This is a ticket to Seattle
I don't get paid enough to care

[NARRATOR]
Two gossiping old ladies are en route

[OLD WOMAN #1]
I'm so glad we're finally getting out!

[OLD WOMAN #2]
I had to get away!
And honestly Palm Springs is a hundred and ten this time of year
And I could not be more thrilled

[OLD WOMAN #1]
You know what I needed?
I needed to dry out my bones!