Oh Blackpool The Beautiful South

[Intro]

[Verse 1: Dave Hemingway]
I wasn't sure if it was Marx or Hitler
That was in this year
I hadn't been to Brighton for a while
So it wasn't too clear

So imagine my surprise
When I opened my eyes
To find it was the liberals who
Were hip to sloganeer

[Pre-Chorus: Hemingway & Paul Heaton]
I'm out tonight and can't decide
Between Soviet hip or British pride
I'm out tonight and can't decide
Between Soviet hip or British pride

[Instrumental]

[Chorus 2: Hemingway, Hemingway & Heaton]
So help me out
So help me out
So Blackpool, help me out; so Scarborough, pull me through
So help me out