[Verse 1]
It is a time without any hope
Of murder and intrigue, dagger and cloak
Savages roam through magic and smoke
And various other high fantasy tropes
There's a hero's job to be filled
Send your CV along to the guild
Perks include tons worth of loot
But the drawbacks are you'll probably be killed
No respite
From the death knight
He won't stop, even at red lights
When it's way past his bedtime
He'll keep at it til he meets that deadline
The one where your death is a headline
He's a wrecker of men's minds
Dissolve their soul like an enzyme
Please
Prevent him from bringing the end times
[Chorus]
Jump in (jump in)
To the dungeon (the dungeon)
Hunting (hunting)
For something (something) undead (undead)
Fighting (fighting)
Surviving (surviving)
Striking terror in the hearts of my foes
Til they die then I take what I find to my liking
It is a time without any hope
Of murder and intrigue, dagger and cloak
Savages roam through magic and smoke
And various other high fantasy tropes
There's a hero's job to be filled
Send your CV along to the guild
Perks include tons worth of loot
But the drawbacks are you'll probably be killed
No respite
From the death knight
He won't stop, even at red lights
When it's way past his bedtime
He'll keep at it til he meets that deadline
The one where your death is a headline
He's a wrecker of men's minds
Dissolve their soul like an enzyme
Please
Prevent him from bringing the end times
[Chorus]
Jump in (jump in)
To the dungeon (the dungeon)
Hunting (hunting)
For something (something) undead (undead)
Fighting (fighting)
Surviving (surviving)
Striking terror in the hearts of my foes
Til they die then I take what I find to my liking
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