Flim Flam Miracle Curative Tonic Flim, Flam & Silver Shill (Ft. Ian James Corlett, Sam Vincent & Scott McNeil)

[Intro]
Flim: "Thank you, one and all, for your attendance, and we guarantee that your time here will not be spent in vain!"
Flam: "In fact, we think it will prove to be the most valuable time you've ever spent!"
Applejack: "The Flim Flam Brothers! This should be interestin'."
Big McIntosh: "Eeyup."
Flim: "Welcome, one and all, to the demonstration of a lifetime!"
Flam: "A demonstration of a better life!"
Flim: "A demonstration of a better time! And if we haven't captured your interest just yet, by the time we've finished, an unfortunate phenomenon practically guarantees that we will!"
Flam: "A phenomenon? What's that?"
Flim: "It's a circumstance perceptible by the senses, but in this case, it's the simple fact that..."

[Verse 1: Flim, Flam]
There's ailments all around us in everything we touch and see
A sickness that lies waiting there in every breath you breathe
The disease will up and grab you as it crawls from land and sea
It's amazing how infected that the natural world and all its things can be
(Flim: "Now I understand that some of you don't think you're sick.")
(Flam: "But twisted hooves and aching joints don't heal all that quick.")
(Flim: "Consider just how dangerous this world is! You might...")
Slip and fall, break or sprain something here tonight

[Chorus: Flim and Flam]
But luckily for you, we've got the thing you need
And it's easier when all you need's the cure
The Flim Flam Miracle Curative Tonic
Is just what the doctor ordered, I'm sure