Master Chief vs Leonidas Epic Rap Battles of History (Ft. Jesse Wellens & Nice Peter)

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
MASTER CHIEF VS LEONIDAS!
BEGIN!

[Leonidas]
Spartans! Let's start this!
Show this petty officer who's the hardest!
The biggest mistake that you've ever made
I'll toss you like a frag grenade
I'll stomp you in the face with my sandals, enraged
And tonight we shall rhyme in the shade
Your puny fans are fat nerds on computers
Jerking off to games, giving themselves first-person shooters
Your armor's hard, but my abs are harder
You're in my hood now, Chief, this is Sparta!

[Master Chief]
Not so fast
Cortana says you're Greek, so why don't you stick these lyrics up your ass?
They built a monument to my sins, you're the soldier they need you to be
Ain't no way that you can beat me, even my initials spell M.C
While you and your companions were all camping in a canyon
Took a campaign to your house and showed your queen my plasma cannon
They shoulda thrown your rhymes over the cliff because they're sickly
You will not enjoy this, but it will be over quickly