​eBay "Weird Al" Yankovic

[Intro]
Yeah

[Verse 1]
A used pink bathrobe
A rare mint snowglobe
A Smurf TV tray
I bought on eBay
My house is filled with
This crap, shows up in
Bubble wrap, most every day
What I bought on eBay

[Chorus]
Tell me why
I need another pet rock
Tell me why
I got that ALF alarm clock
Tell me why
I bid on Shatner's old toupée
They had it on eBay

[Verse 2]
I'll buy your knick-knack
Just check my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay