Small Town Zug Izland (Ft. Insane Clown Posse)

[Verse 1: Syn, Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope]
If I strolled into your town (In your town)
Would you follow me around? (Would you follow me?)
If I, I hung out on your block (On your block)
Would you telephone a cop? (Would you call the cops?)
Tell me, if I was new around here and hittin' on your daughter
And took her to the creek and fucked her in the water
Then she brought me home and I put on your robe (Nice)
Would you be mad enough to let your barrels explode?
If I sold your son cocaine ([?] it, y'all)
Would you put a bullet in my brain? (Probably)
If I, I stoled your favorite car ([?] car)
Would you cock the hammer back and be like "pow"?
I bet you would (Boom)

[Chorus]
I think I like it here, ok, I'll stay, it fits me
I think I like it here, I'm movin' in today, come and get me
I think I like it here, ok, I'll stay, it fits me
I think I like it here, I'm movin' in today, come and get me

[Verse 1: Syn, Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope]
Your daughter, she just had sex with me (I fucked that girl)
I fed her some drank and ecstasy (She took it)
If I, if I don't steal your car (Steal your car)
Would you let me live in your barn (I won't make noise)
I don't have a problem with small town folk (Nope)
I like y'all, as soon as I flip this dope (What)
I'm a open a titty bar next to the school (Uh huh)
I'm glad we all neighbors, I mean, I think it's cool (Yeah)
If I walked in your church drunk out my mind (Straight-up drunk)
Would you still let me sip up on that red wine? (Keep the bread)
If we, we played your shitty town (Heheheh)
Would you help me and pass these flyers 'round? (For you, for you, for you) Yeah