The Evil Dance of Nosliw Pilf The World/Inferno Friendship Society

Wake up Jon Gilch, my name's Nosliw Pilf
I'm gonna teach you a jig and it goes like this
Left, right, up, down, heel toe, to and fro
Up, down, left, right, heel toe, here we go

The evil dance, the evil dance, the evil dance
Of Nosliw Pilf
The evil dance, the evil dance, the evil dance
Of Nosliw Pilf

We're not done yet, oh no Jon Gilch
I like you a lot and I'd like to give you a kiss
Left, right, up, down, heel toe, to and fro
Hands up, eyes down, legs bent, here we go

Jon Gilch (x16)

Left, right, up, down, heel toe, to and fro
Hands up, eyes down, legs bent, love you so (Great Scott)

Go to bed Jon Gilch, you're in an awful state
Show the kids in school your bruises when you come in late
You went left, right, up, down, heel toe, to and fro
Hands up, eyes down, legs bent, got your soul

The evil dance
The terrible plans
The gruesome facts
About Nosliw Pilf