{REBECCA]
I just made a new buddy
He and I bonded right away
It was a piece of cake
With no emotional stakes
I got only good things to say
About my friend's dad
My friend's dad
It's all the fun of having a dad
Without the painful history
[BOB]
She has fun
[REBECCA]
And he's a literal drunk
But that don't bother me
'Cause he's not my dad
He's my friend's dad
It's the healthiest relationship I've had with a man
That fact I must confess
He doesn't push my buttons
Except the buttons on this cute dress
[BOB]
Doot, doot, doot
[REBECCA]
It's nothing but platonic
His bigotry's ironic
I just made a new buddy
He and I bonded right away
It was a piece of cake
With no emotional stakes
I got only good things to say
About my friend's dad
My friend's dad
It's all the fun of having a dad
Without the painful history
[BOB]
She has fun
[REBECCA]
And he's a literal drunk
But that don't bother me
'Cause he's not my dad
He's my friend's dad
It's the healthiest relationship I've had with a man
That fact I must confess
He doesn't push my buttons
Except the buttons on this cute dress
[BOB]
Doot, doot, doot
[REBECCA]
It's nothing but platonic
His bigotry's ironic
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