Cursed Tech N9ne

[Intro]
I was born in '71, in '72 I started to walk
'73, '74, in '75 I learned to talk
'76 I tried sexin', that was around the age of five
'77, '78 and '79 I started to ride with my Uncle Ike
In '80 and '81 I was about ten
But the first time a little chick made me cum
Was '82 or '83 my life really came alive
In '84 I was thirteen, but (1985's the number!)

[Verse 1]
I met this bitch
Who told me if I got tight with her, together we would grow rich
Type of chick that'll make a brother feel good inside
In my mind when I sleep woke, when I walk, when I ride
Gettin' to me in the classroom
Used to follow me into the bathroom and I loved it
She was wildin' everyday (People bore me)
Captivate, activate my hormones when you speak to me softly
Offer me a piece of you 'cause (Me so horny)
She let me foreplay and that's it
She said if I would rap and make some dollars for us maybe I can get a hit
I was writin', then I found myself fightin' for the juices
When I found out that our little agreement's non-exclusive (Ah, damn)
She let celebrity status hit, so I'm thinkin' of tactics
How to leave ran down prophylactics on the mattress
So I practice, hopin' to stuff my fat dick in this rap bitch
Knowin' when I put my cactus in that catfish I'mma flat shit
She's turnin' me into a (Killa!)
Devour fools, I'm powerful like (Mechagodzilla!)
She said if I keep rappin' she'll keep clappin', but ain't nobody strappin'
'Til she see paper and then we'll see what's happenin', and I hear her say