Cookie Thumper! Die Antwoord

[Intro: God]
There once was a little girl
Who had a crush on a bad, bad boy
But when that bad boy got out of prison
That little girl's ass was in big, big trouble

[Hook: Yo-Landi Visser]
Daai bra Anies, hy's 'n fokken gam bra
Haai! Daai Anies, hy lam innie mang, ja
"Ken sy my nommer?" Xha! Boy, what's your number?
Twee ses? Twee sewe? Of is jy n ag bra?

[Verse 1: Yo-Landi Visser]
Throw them devilish gang signs in the air
Start giving it up for little evil me
My fingers are green 'cause I'm a mean dope fiend
I'm wicked like a mad D.O.G
Fresh like a little dark G.O.D
Yo-Landi Vi$$er got the hypest flow
Start talking in tongues whenever I get stoned
Motherfucking minds get blown
Every time I rap into the microphone
My zef accent is very foreign
When I speak overseas they go "I beg your pardon?"
You can't get me, like Eric Cartman
Naughty little kitty go "meow"
Yes daddy, I'm a big girl now
Jas little devil make your dick go "wow!"
Yeah, boy, Yo-Landi Vi$$er is hot stuff